Reporter Brian Day is on “Chimp Patrol” today. He’s keeping track of all the moving and shaking going on in the search for the missing
marsupial monkey ape.
Meanwhile the powers that be here in the newsroom are thinking of ways to capitalize on Mo Mania
“We can market shirts, coffee mugs, kites, commerative dvds with outtake videos, mouse pads; mice shaped like Moe,” said one skilled marketeer.
“Yeah and when people order it we tell em we can’t find it …it’s missing,” said another brilliant newsroom mind.
Meanwhile, I’m unveiling our official Chimp Patrol logo — its at left.