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If (as Andy Warhol proclaimed) we're all entitled to 15 minutes of fame, I used up about three last night appearing on Greta Van Susteren's show last night on Fox News.

The experience was pretty interesting. Fox kindly sent a car to pick me up and take me to a studio in San Diego's Gas Lamp district.

The man who runs the studio lives above it in a flat -- really nice guy.

As for the studio itself. Not much there really. An old picture of the San Diego skyline sits behind a comfortable leather chair. The guest sits in the chair, attaches an earpiece and a lapel mic, then talks to a camera in what is really an elaborate cell call.

Producers talk to you through the earpiece to get sound levels and give a heads up before the interview actually starts.

The show primarily focused on the search for a missing Florida toddler, the toddler's crazy mother, who is a suspect in the disappearance and the crazy mom's parents. 

It was over almost as soon as it started. Basically all I did was talk, stare at a camera (without a red light) and leave. 

Everyone wants to know if I was nervous, I wasn't. But I was a little disconcerted when Greta didn't interrupt. 

Later the cameraman told me that was a good thing.