Assault with a deadly pie.

This guy in South Florida apparently didn’t like the food:

INDIANTOWN – Martin County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested a man who threw hot sweet potato pie in his girlfriend’s face on Thanksgiving because he didn’t like the food, according to a Sheriff’s Office report.

On Thanksgiving, Christopher Ford, 46, went to his home on the 8400 block of Southeast Fern Street. When he got home he asked for something to eat, according to the report.

But Ford was upset with the meal his girlfriend fixed for him and they got into an argument in the kitchen. While arguing, Ford picked up the sweet potato pie his girlfriend had recently removed from the oven and slammed it into her face, according to the report.

Ford ran outside the rear door of the residence when the woman’s three teenagers went into the kitchen to see what the ruckus was and saw their mom with pie on her face, according to the report.