Happy New Year’s, everybody! I salute all of you (just don’t flag me).

My suggestion: Get some Chinese food and watch bowl games for the next two days.

My next suggestion: Follow me on Twitter.

Finally: If I see another values.com commercial, I’m gonna puke. Tell me some of you saw the one yesterday where the high school basketball player tells his coach the ball went out off of him (the ref called it the other way). So the coach commends the kid and they tell the ref … Pathetic. Almost as bad as the hippie who finds some woman’s purse at a bus stop … oh man, I can’t even keep going.