Alvarez will get one-on-one time with vets
Xavier Alvarez, the water official who lied about being a Marine and receiving the Medal of Honor, was sentenced today to more than 400 hours of community service at a Veterans Affairs hosptial.
I wonder what kind words the vets will be greeting Alvarez with.
I think he might want to give some thought to shaving that mustache of his before he goes. That way maybe some of them won't recognize him. Might result in fewer people spitting on him, that way.
But his mustache is the source of his fib-telling powers! Plus his shifty eye allows him to lie without having to look at people in their faces.
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
I would. But to be honest, I would do it even if he wasn't on fire.