Councilman pees on crowd
At least our council members don't do this...
Report: NJ pol arrested after peeing on a crowd
By Associated Press
Monday, November 10, 2008
JERSEY CITY, N.J. - A Jersey City councilman has reportedly been arrested for urinating on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington D.C. nightclub.
The New York Daily News reports in Sunday's editions that two-term Jersey City councilman Steve Lipski has been charged with simple assault.
The newspaper says 44-year-old Lipski was removed from a place called the Nightclub 9:30 on Friday night.
That's after club staffers saw him relieve himself onto the crowd from a second floor balcony during a concert by a Grateful Dead tribute ban.
Messages left at Lipski's council office, and a Jersey City listing under his name were not immediately returned.
So that means "golden showers" can be treated as assault now?? :/ Laaaameee. There goes my weekends.
whole new meaning to the term "make it rain"
"At least our council people don't do this"?????
At least not literally. Right??
Check out Councilman Lipski's biography at the city's website:
http://www.cityofjerseycity.com/citycouncil.aspx?id=1220
I just cracked up when it opened up by stating: "On June 12, 2001, Steve Lipski realized the first of two dreams".
Two dreams alright. Perhaps, he may want to make a third.
I don't see why its a big deal to piss on people? Get a life.
Sincerely,
R Kelley
I don't see why its such a big deal to piss on people? Sincerely,
R Kelley
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.
If this guy runs for re-election, please, please, please people from Jersey City, send me the hit pieces. I can see it now: "Don't Let Lipski Pee on You," "He Pissed Us Off in More Ways Than One," "If He Can't Find a Toilet, How Can He Balance the Budget?" This is a hit-piece maker's dream-come-true.
Let me guess. He believes in a "trickle down" approach to government?
When he talks about "we the people" he REALLY means "WEE the people."
New campaign slogan:
GO LIPSKI GO!!!!
If he became President his Secret Service Code name would be "Number One."
If he became Governor of California everyone would call him the "Urinator"
Newspaper Headline if he's reelected:
"Lipski Hoses Competition."
Newspaper headline if we gets defeated:
Lipski Goes Wee-Wee-Wee All the Way Home
He's a stauch support of Measure P.
If he won on Jeopardy he'd be viewed as a trivia WHIZ
Saddly his term in office has been plagued by a torrent of LEAKS in the media.