OK, that’s an exaggeration for the sake of a punny headline.

But at least the jammed toe that forced the U.S. Women’s National Team’s top scorer out of the Finland game Saturday in Carson is nothing serious, if we are to believe the folks at U.S. Soccer. They filed this story today on ussoccer.com.

And those who want the “inside” scoop on the USWNT in China can check out the official blog written by press officer Aaron Heifetz here.

Diverting and well-written, if not earth-shattering stuff.