43 percent off Galaxy tickets

Via Groupon, the limited time deal is here.

Gotta love the breathless (and inaccurate) sales pitch:

Witness the U.S. World Cup team banana kick and back tackle their way through an exciting new season as they face off against teams including the New England Revolution (March 20), Seattle Sounders (July 4), and their archrivals Chivas USA (October 16). Depending on the Galaxy’s ability to take names and kick grass this year, fans might see the team’s “big three,” comprised of the blazing Landon Donovan, superstar David Beckham, and score-savvy Juan Pablo Angel, executing a human pyramid in perfect unison. With the first option, soccer zealots can check out any one of the 17 home games of the season, and those choosing the second option can cheer, clap, and streak across the stands wearing sequined shin guards in a show of support for six separate matches.

Sequined shin guards? The Galaxy played at the World Cup? Who knew?

Still, at 43 percent off, it’s a good deal on either single tickets, a six-game pack or season tickets with the season opener just a week away.

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