The Galaxy and MLS want to sell you tickets to watch an EPL club train — yes, train — for $50 to $99 and the second U.S. World Cup qualifier today against a Guatemala team that hasn’t beaten the U.S. in a generation is available only on pay per view at $25 a crack (although I notice a couple of additional Southern California bars have been added to this where to watch list).

The best soccer on TV, meanwhile, the Euro 2012 tournament, is free and much easier to find.

Those of you not paying attention for whatever reason can get caught up with this week’s column.