Sadly, there is no statue of the Galaxy’s Davids Beckham at the Torrance H&M at Del Amo Fashion Center (yes, I checked), although there’s piles of his underwear priced at $35 for three pairs (a price that not only probably has a lot to do with the volume of Becks-branded undies on display, but also gives new meaning to his English tabloid nickname of Golden Balls).

Anyway, check out the video starring Beckham’s, um, underwear: