Breaking News: No Swine Flu in Torrance

"The City of Torrance reassured the Torrance community today, announcing that there have been no cases of swine flu in the City of Torrance as of May 1, 2009. Consequently, all city services and activities continue as normal. Torrance assures the community that it continues to work closely with State and County officials to vigilantly monitor this evolving situation and will keep the community informed."

The Daily Breeze has not received a press release saying there were no terrorist attacks in Torrance overnight, however.

And there's no word on the status of swine flu cases elsewhere in the South Bay. (Note to cities - do not issue similar "press releases"). 

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