Hating the Plastic
The print media hammers out their stories in one of those giant white tents that you normally see for some big bash.
It's hardly a party in here, though, just a lot of writers on deadline trying to act cool under pressure. They print out over 60 pages of quotes from players of both teams, and if you actually took the time to read them all you'd ever make deadline.
We sit on those cheap, white plastic folding chairs that seem favored at weddings. Only several hours on one of these things and your rump is wishing to be anywhere else. Even another bus.
