'Bloodrayne': The DVD

I actually didn't see this movie, based on my finely tuned instincts (and some sorry-looking trailers) that it would be a steaming pile of garbage. From what I've heard, I was right. It's available for purchase, just in case you wanted to punish someone "Clockwork Orange"-style.

What is Ben Kingsley doing in this? Isn't he a knight or something? How do you go from "House of Sand and Fog" to "Bloodrayne"? I don't even want to know anymore.