I love you … have bacon.

This has nothing to do with tech, unless you want to make the far-reaching assumption that some people into games and gadgets, are also into bacon. It’s on the Internet, so there.

But are you so into bacon that you would go to a bacon-centric store? Would you agree, then, with this blurb from the L.A. Times in regards to the store’s Web site?

“What better way to say “I love you” than with artisanal bacon delivered to the doorstep? The Grateful Palate’s “Bacon of the Month Club” comes highly recommended. Starting at $190 for six months at gratefulpalate.com.”

I’ve heard of hanging fruit. Not hanging bacon. If you have hanging bacon on your doorstep, I don’t want to know you. The line is drawn. Sorry.