Serena Williams: "I'm bootylicious!"
It's soooooo good to have newly-crowned Australian Open champ Serena Williams back at the top of the tennis world after two years of limited play. She was asked about her fitness after her win over Maria Sharapova and, thank God, spoke her mind: "I'm definitely in better shape than I get credit for. Just because I have large bosoms and I have a big ass. I swear my waist is 29-30 inches. I swear I have the smallest waist. And just because I have those two 'assets' it looks like I'm not fit. I was just in the locker room staring at my body and I'm like, 'Am I not fit? Am I really not fit? Or is it just because I have all these extra assets that I look not fit.' I think if I were not to eat for two years I still wouldn't be a size 2. No matter how slim I am, I always have this [points] and that [points]. We're living in a Mary-Kate Olsen world. I'm just not built that way. I'm bootylicious and that's how it's always going to be."

My friend Henry predicted this result. Roger Federer captured his 10th Grand Slam singles title without dropping a set, finishing a dominating run through the Australian Open by beating Fernando Gonzalez of Chile 7-6 (2), 6-4, 6-4 in Sunday's final. Before the tournament began. I thought American Andy Roddick had the edge since he seemed hungry and maybe Federer was due to lose.
She dedicated this improbably victory to her late sister, Yetunde Price, who was tragically shot to death in Compton a few years back. So, Serena now seems top be back on the road to imortality. By winning her third Australian Open title, she now has eight "grand slam" titles in her collections (2 Wimbledons, 2 U.S. Opens and 1 French Open). She needs one more to match Monica Seles' haul then will only trial Billie Jean King (12), Chris Evert and Martina Navratilova (18 apiece), Steffi Graf (22) and Margaret Court (24).
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