Did you catch John McEnroe on CSI:NY last night?
What a hoot!
I never watch "CSI: New York" but tuned in last night to see how John McEnroe fared as a murder suspect. What a surreal thing.A guy gets killed inside of a New York club inside the men's room when someone slams him up against a condom machine and the coin deposit goes through the guy's throat - killing him (when they pull him off the machine, bloody quarters start falling out of his mouth! Ewwwwww!
So the cops says it has to be done by "an enraged person with a lot of upper-body strength." (another mentions McEnroe's '140 mph serve").
When McEnroe is intervierwed by investigators, he is incredulous: "I may have threatened a few line judges but I never killed anybody!"
OK, then I fell alseep. Sorry.
CBS describes the episode this way: the CSIs are puzzled when evidence and witnesses point to John McEnroe as their murder suspect despite his air-tight alibi, and as Mac's investigation causes a political firestorm, the team worries he'll be dismissed when they are asked to testify, on CSI: NY.
Then good news is the episode can be viewed for free on CBS.com!
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