Sexy satire

Tip to former mayoral candidate Aaron Proctor: Don't ever take your show on the road to New Zealand, where Parliament has banned the use of footage from its chambers for "satire, ridicule or denigration."

I'm late to the party on this one, but ...

Safely ensconced in St. Louis, Aaron was inspired by news of Councilman Steve Haderlein's letters to constituents to launch a tribute to the object of his admitted "heterosexual man-crush" at "Steve Haderlein's DIstrict of Sexy"

T.G.I.F. Thank goodness it is Friday.

It has been a long week being Sexy Steve.

I turned down yet another photo shoot for CQ (Councilman's Quarterly) magazine.

I am never using Victor Gordo as a wingman for as long as I live.

Margaret McAustin was mentally stripping me with her eyes again.

Forget about all of that. It's beautiful days like these when a beautiful guy like me just wants to go home, take my shirt off, and wash my car in front of the whole neighborhood.

Yours in bed,

Stevie