One to grow on
I will not share my nicknames for elected officials with their spoke.
I will not share my nicknames for elected officials with their spoke.
I will not share my nicknames for elected officials with their spoke.
I will not share my nicknames for elected officials with their spoke.
UPDATED: Mostly being melodramatic as Anthony "Big Tony" Portantino claimed to enjoy the nickname. I have far worse, but I'll keep'em locked in the secret box. (Hint: Look for the tequila-shaped key.)

What did you do?
Whoever they are they need to get over themselves.
What's a spoke?
Wha? The new format frightens me. What are Spoke. Todd is everything alright?
No TV and no beer make Homer... something, something...
No TV and no beer make Homer... something, something...
No TV and no beer make Homer... something, something...
No TV and no beer make Homer... something, something...
Is this a new contest? Best pet names for councilmembers?
It'll be tough to come up with anything printable. They're all such ******s. Mike
Margaret Muffinkins
If we are naming our leaders may I suggest "The 89% Experience" for our Mayor?
How about:
1.) Silent but deadly Sid Tyler
2.) I got elected who cares what you say Steve AirHeaderlein
3.) I make millions and drive a Mazerati (but don't give a sh*t about you) Steve Madison
4.) Chris (I coulda been a contender) Holden
5.) Veneer Victor Gordo
6.) March in step with the Mayor McAustin
7.) Jacque (the learning curve will kill ya) Robinson
and 8.) Bend over, here comes Bill Bogaard
The 89% Experience? No way.