Scooped!

Once again gainfully employed and blogging, The Noticeable One scooped me on news that Pasadena's weekly reporter (unlike us daily ... okay I need a new joke) Andre Coleman is set to surrender the raptures of bachelorhood for the bonds of marriage.

Actually I've met the bride-to-be; she's cool, smart, and totally hot!

Straining to channel a moment of sincerity: Congratulations dude. Advantage: Andre.