Random threat of the day
"If you ever put me on your f*-ing blog again, I'll f*-ing find you!"
Not what I expected to hear on my way over to Europane for some lunch with reporter Molly Okeon.
The source of this threat-so-chilling? None other than Weekly staffer Carl Kozlowski, demonstrating the jocular gaiety that earned him "America's Funniest Reporter," or at least, the domain name.
So much for a sense of humor. Especially the day after his story about NYE on the Boulevard ran with a photo provided gratis by your humble narrator.
UPDATED: Molly R. Okeon threatens to threaten me for excluding her beloved "R."

what's he going to do when he finds you? that's what i want to know.
whats the betting line for the fight?
you saying he couldn't be a hand model?
will you put it on youtube?
whats the tale of the tape?
Are you going to challenge him for the title of “America’s Funniest Reporter”
great photo....are they playing majian?
kick his ass seabass!!!!
what happened to the comment about the hand discoloration? you censoring yourself now?
[Comment deleted for content] Paraphrasing: Anonymous suggests someone with a "beat-up face" such as mine shouldn't be casting aspersions.
it takes a real stand-up guy to write about that type of confrontation on his blog...which is like dog poop, kinda hard to wipe off ones shoes....
WOW...you're a huge ho
It says in the paper and on the website "Photo By Tracy Lowe" - so I'm confused???
what happened to your comment about the hand??? isnt that what started it all????
Todd, you remind me of a 12 year old girl I know....
Aw, that's the sweetest thing anyone's said to me all week. Good to see the Weakly allows its employees to cruise blogs from work! (Just because I don't disseminate IP addresses doesn't mean I don't look! >:D)
Atleast you know someone reads your rubbish... How is your inside investigation on hand discoloration coming along?
blogs are cruised in between all the hookers and blow
you're such a hack