The Proctorlogist Reports
It's been a big one for the weak's Andre Coleman.
Who knew getting hitched would only be eclipsed by the imprimatur from readers of proctorformayor.com, declaring him the most awesome of Pasadena-area reporters? Mr. 11.2% declares your humble, AP-style-adhering narrator as Mr. 49.7 percent.
Coleman: Don't underestimate my determined, underdog rage. I feel a montage coming on ...

You still work for the proctorformayor.com nominated "Best Pasadena News Source" :-)
And you're Mr. 47.9% :-) Not 49.7 :-)
your rage is so noted, and ye shall not unleash it upon the D R E