The company that makes bigger-than-life stickers for kids to declare their allegiance and likewise deface their walls has finally concocted one for the Dodgers’ larger-than-life left fielder.
On the Fathead website (linked here), the 7-feet-6 tall Man-Ram goes for $119.95, plus $29.95 shipping if you want it next day (who wouldn’t!) or $14.95 if you’re willing to wait until the Dodgers are eliminated from the playoffs.
By the way, it’s just a pre-order thing now. It won’t ship until Oct. 13 — this coming Monday.
If you’re keeping track of such things, Ramirez is bigger than the Angels’ Vlad Guerrero Fathead (at 6-foot-7, for $99.95, linked here).
The Galaxy’s David Beckham (6-feet, $99.95, linked here) doesn’t stand a chance.
Even more insulting (to him), teammate Landon Donovan’s Fathead is listed at just 70 inches — you do the proportional calculus (at $99.95, linked here).