Famed MLB stalker Alyssa Milano , whose last TV project got shelved
because it probably wasn’t any good for creative reasons, has signed on to star in a comedy pilot for ABC, playing a single mom.
Who’s the daddy? Start guessing. The Hollywood Reporter says she’s playing a girlfriend of someone (Eric Christian Olsen) who’s torn between her and his needy best friend.
Go with the guy. It’s safer.
We say this as excerpts from her upcoming (March 24) book, “Safe At Home: Confessions of a Baseball Fanatic ” have come out at Deadspin.com (linked here)
“Carl Pavano — Yes.
Tom Galvine — No.
Barry Zito — Yes.
Josh Beckett — God, no (although I do think he is an amazing pitcher).
Brad Penny — Yes.
Russell Martin — No.
OK, now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let me preface this by saying, I am friends with almost all my exes that I have had substantial relationships with. Except for one guy who wasn’t a ballplayer but was a player nevertheless and just an overall jackass (you know who you are). Carl, Barry and Brad are amazing guys, and I have nothing but respect for them. I really look back on that time of my life with great fondness. I don’t have much of a social life, but I do have season tickets for the Dodgers. …
Yeah, I dated three baseball players. Not only that, they were all pitchers, imagine that. (But the one in the middle was a lefty so I don’t know if he really counts). All three were very different men but nevertheless clearly heroes in the eyes of a girl who idolizes baseball players. I am not a total dolt. I saw that I was repeating a pattern that had to be broken. Each lasted seven months too: further proof of a definite pattern.”
That, and you can save $22.99. Or, spend it so she can afford some new Manny dreadlocks.