Our Daily Dread: A wall built for a man, by a man, with Manny Ramirez in mind

Behold The Man Wall:


Yours, for just $14,900. Plus shipping.

A Bradenton, Fla., company named Hybrid Space Furniture (linked here) has come up with what looks like a cross between a “SportsCenter” control room, a cigar lounge and a Maloof brothers Vegas suite rolled into one.

Scratch, scratch.

If you’re curious, this wall unit contains:

== A 52 Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTV
== Two 26 Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTVs (to watch other games on while something is on the main TV)
== 1200 watt Panasonic 5.1 Home Theater System
== A DVD player with 5-CD changer
== An iPod docking station
== Two wireless surround sound speakers
== Across the top, a live 7-foot sports ticker with built-in computer (with one free year of service)
== A full-size built-in beer refrigerated beer keg with tap
== A 1000 watt microwave oven
== Two cigar humidors (holds 25 each) complete with gauges
== And a 32-bottle wine rack

You can have it customized with your favorite team colors. And a remote control that takes care of all the screens.

To talk about this big boy toy, co-designer Vince Caruso: “This is the Taj Mahal of Man Room accessories, it has everything but the kitchen sink and we only left that out to make room for the full-size kegerator. This is the first time that a company is offering one-stop shopping for a Man Room, it would take weeks to build something of this magnitude yet we can have it to you in three to five days.

“Besides looking like something you would see on MTV Cribs, the Man Wall is extremely practical in that it will fit in almost any size room. Additionally, by having all of the components fully integrated you no longer see that rats nest of cables and wires normally associated with numerous components.”

More information: www.themanwall.com or (941) 752-4424

Or, just pretend you have one and use that $15,000 on … aw, we can’t think of anything better.

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