Welcome back …the new USFL? … to be re-sprung this spring … we keep hearing

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Steve Young, Jim Kelly, Doug Flutie, Herschel Walker and Donald Trump. Memphis showboats and the stars of Philadelphia. Then Baltimore. And the Los Angeles Express playing the Washington Federals, and all those Fed-Ex jokes …

Naw, that was the spring pro pigskin league that existed amazingly between 1983 and ’85 (linked here and linked here) and stole players from the NFL draft … until the league ran out of cash, then sold off players to the “other” league, and they became Hall of Famers.

Prepare for USFL Version 2.0. In 2010. No kidding.

A new website has magically appeared (linked here) without much media notice, but that’s just the start. According to our sources, Tom Ramsey, the former Kennedy High, UCLA and Express quarterback, is among those calling the shots in a San Diego-based leadership group trying to get this 10-team, 16-game schedule going again this spring. There are currently no plans for an L.A.-based team, but one will be in San Diego.

A new USFL fan site has already been launched as well (linked here).

A full announcement could come as early as the end of this week with more details.

This is not to be confused with the new UFL — United Football League (linked here), that four-team thing where “future stars come to play” set to start Oct. 8. Nor is it to be mistaken for the United States Fight League (linked here).

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  • Ned

    Well anybody who supports this league is foolish.

    Here is how the CEO Michael Dywer treats his loyal fans.

    Now to Rookie from the UFL;

    Tell you what Rocano, just don’t come to the games or better yet keep up being a cancer. Maybe you can keep everyone from rooting for the USFL when we return. The number one reason we went dark was guys like you. When we come out with news it will be on our terms not on your orders.
    Have you done anything like this before? I think at this point it’s better if you go your way and let us get on with the task at hand.

    To the real fans, we are sorry for such a long delay. We will be coming out soon. We are setting the dates now. When it is set I will come here and let you all know. We need the real fans to hang in there with us and please try and understand how much work go’s into this. Take a good look at how this guy Rocano is being and when you see someone being that way just say “don’t be a Rocano”

    Yea, nice job on calling him out on the wik. he’s a real winner that one. A true AHOLE.

    This were quotes by Michael Dywer, when asked questions about his league.

    Very professional.

  • Ned

    When we come out with news it will be on our terms not on your orders.

    Wow, I guess Michael Dywer thinks that all of us are here to make him rich and to bend to his orders.

    He looks like he really cares about his fans. I am so glad Michael we are to serve your old used league that failed.

    This is another league dead on arrival. You can see that this guy is arrogant and tyrant and bully.

  • para’s

    Ned: Do you work for the Obama administration?

  • Jim Davis

    Don’t worry about Ned. He’s a wee bit childish, and often posts on various sites with numerous aliases so he can take pot shots. Conveniently, here he’s left out critical parts to further his own agenda of hate.

    Quite frankly, if I were associated with the New USFL I’d consider a defamation lawsuit.

  • USFLinNJ

    I must admit, I have a stick up my butt, I am mr serious. If this USFL does not kick off, my life will be over. I have several Brian Sipe coloring books. And I have a gigantic poster of Dywer. He is my hero. I know everyhing, I am the best, you all are dirt,I am from the east coast, we are smarter than everyone. Except for 911, boy where we dumb.

  • Jim Davis

    Nice job of insulting 3,000 deceased individuals. True class. Thank you for reinforcing my previous post that you are indeed a childish ass.

  • USFLinNJ

    No, I wept about those 3,000. I am insulting arrogance and “know it all” mentality. Your city leaders and your citizens in their arrogance didnt know it all. And in the PC mode cost 3,000 people their lives. I have been to your city on the East Coast and the people that reside there have an attitude of thinking their better than everyone, just like you do.

    I was pointing out that people from NY and NJ think they are supreme in their knowledge and judgment, then why did a bunch of illegal kooks destroy your symbol of power(Twin Towers)?

    So think about that before you judge somebody falsely and write them off, because you think you are the standard.

  • Jim Davis

    If you really believe that drivel that you spout then you are, as Angelo put it, a real Dolt. And since you seem to find it easier to play the elitism card rather than realize how immature and idiotic it is to vandalize and spam, then I suppose self-awareness isn’t one of your strong suits either.

    Quite frankly, I’ve become more annoyed at myself for being caught up in a pissing match with a moron. Enjoy the UFL board. I’m sure it’ll only be a matter of time before your behavioral issues get you thrown off there.

  • USFLfan

    This guy has vandalized and spammed any website or message board or thread having to so with the USFL. He has been an immature, vicious poster who chooses to personally attack anyone who has a comment that even resembles support for the new USFL.

    I find his actions offensive and largely out of place. WHile others has voiced displeasure about the USFL and it’s recent lack of info, this sick individual has gone out of his way to defame, disparage amd slander people he doesn’t even know.

    Several of his posts on this article alone are under the screen name of another poster form a USFL message board. An obviously juvenile attempt to further discredit other people.

    He is not worth acknowledging as he has clearly shown he is incapable of stringig a sentence together or of making any redeeming comment outside of his usual anti USFL drivel.

  • USFLinNJ

    This guy is a self righteous pompous jerk, he thinks he knows everything. He tries to discredit anything, because he is a puppet of this league.

    These guys are promised USFL thongs for their deception.

    He is a complete joke and tries to play the “child” card. Well Mr.self righteous you engage in this conversations, what does that make you?

    What is amazing is he is fighting about a USED football league that lasted 3 years. I would say he has no life.

  • USFLinNJ

    Childish? You engage……What does the make you. Now go back to your room and watch the Soprenos. Mr Wop.

  • USFLfan

    Isn’t he great folks??? Like a trained seal on cue, proving exactly what he is…

    And as if his ignorance wasn’t enough comedy for you, now he adds a touch of racism, and bias as well, gotta love it.

  • Jim Davis

    Yup. That’s why I didn’t respond. He does a terrific enough job on his own.

  • Ned

    USFL footage is used in a Scientology.com commercial where there is a short clip of Anthony Carter scoring a touchdown for the Michigan Panthers.

    The USFL supports scientology.

    What does that tell you?

  • Jim Davis

    It tells me you’re an idiot. Old USFL stock footage is currently owned by Triple Threat TV.

  • Ned

    Jim Davis(USFLinNJ)

    August 25th will be the day when the USFL releases its PC.

    At 9am PST The USFL will anounce the new Los Angeles team.

    Check the official site for details.

    Stay tuned for details.

  • Jim Davis

    Your attempts at deception are not only poor, but brand you as a hypocrite.

  • USFLfan

    LOL, what a true idiot this guy is….so USFL footage turned up in a Scientology commercial so it means the USFL supports the religion? Are you nuts?

    Look around you dummy, USFL footage has turned up all the time in lots of TV commercials over the years.

    I love your sad attempt to post under a different persons name too..

    And by the way jackass, I know the gentleman who posts under the name USFLinNJ and it aint Jim Davis. So maybe you need to go back to detective school, mlssoccer or nflfan or profootball or whatever your screenname du jour is.

    Please continue to prove your ignorance by posting your nonsense. Something racist might be nice. I know you are good at that kind of stuff.

    This is high comedy at it’s best.

  • USFLinNJ

    Sometimes, I have unsavory dreams about the USFL.I wish Brian Sipe and Doug Flutie were my pappa’s.

    I have a used pair of NJ Generals underoos from the eighties, I still where them.

    Although they are a little tight, they are magical.

    I feel like Peter Pan in these. I have a NJ General tattoo on my rectum.

    Michael is the greatest. I have a 10x 10 photo of him on my desk. I cant wait for the PC.

  • Ned

    Me too. I had Denver Gold underoos. Michael has be good to me, he gave me a coupon for a a USFL blowup doll.

    I already used it. It is wonderful, along with Viagra I am completely satisfied.

    I cannot wait for the PC this Sunday at 9. I sit by my computer day and night waiting for the USFL to return.

    I have a picture of Michael also. He should be president of this country.

  • Ned

    Me too. I had Denver Gold underoos. Michael has be good to me, he gave me a coupon for a a USFL blowup doll.

    I already used it. It is wonderful, along with Viagra I am completely satisfied.

    I cannot wait for the PC this Sunday at 9. I sit by my computer day and night waiting for the USFL to return.

    I have a picture of Michael also. He should be president of this country.

  • Jeff Lynns Tooth

    I too get excited in a natural way, when thinking about the USFL. I have a extra pair of magical Baltimore Stars underoos.

    They bring me luck. Its amazing I have a “fathead” of Michael Dywer on my wall. It comforts me.

    I cannot wait until Sunday, my dreams will come true.

  • BringUSFLblowupdollback

    I love the Denver Gold. I used to go to games when 3,000 people in the stands. I would wear my Denver Gold wig.

    I have a Denver Gold Korean blow up doll too. With the help of Lavitra, I use it quite a bit. I just got a new air pump.

  • BringUSFLblowupdollback

    I love the Denver Gold. I used to go to games when 3,000 people in the stands. I would wear my Denver Gold wig.

    I have a Denver Gold Korean blow up doll too. With the help of Lavitra, I use it quite a bit. I just got a new air pump.

  • BringUSFLblowupdollback

    When Michael first deceived me, It was incrediable, now I live for it daily.

    I like being played for a fool. It makes me feel warm.

    I think Michael is the greatest. I have a new dad in him.

    I cant wait for another false PC, this will be exciting.

  • Ned

    I was deceived …. I enjoy it. Michael is the greatest, I received a email from him. I almost fainted. It was breathtaking.

    I am living for this false PC, this is my dream. I own a Michael bobblehead doll. I am waiting throgh the mail for my signed autograph of Michael.

  • mlssoccer

    Hey gang. I’m a UFL fan girl but I usually spend most of my time defacing USFL websites.

    On a normal day I will post 100 times on the UFL website. Most of my posts center on my unhealthy obsession with the USFL. What the hell. I don’t have anything better to do. I’m not employable. I spend most nights sitting around in my underwear posting offensive things about anyone who even mentions the USFL in a positive way.

    Even though I KNOW 1000% that the USED USFL will never happen I do everything I can to to put it down. Just in case. I don’t know why I do this, I just as a++hole.

    BTW- The USFL supports scientology. I found that out by doing hours of dilligent research. I really leave no stone unturned when I’m on the job. You can trust me. I check everything out before i post it.

    I’m also pretty ignorant, I don’t pay attention to what I see or read and I’m usually wrong about most things I post.

    I like to create websites where I slander people I don’t know. I make sure to make fun of their names and ethnicities.

    I try to come off like I’m smart but eventually my idiocy always comes out. Hang with me long enough and you’ll also learn I am a racist.

    LONG LIVE MY LEADER MICHAEL HUGE AND THE UFL. HE MAKES THE BEST KOOL AID. I DRINK IT EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR.

  • USFLinNJ

    MY dreams have come true, despite my impotance and horrific breath , Michael posted some information.

    I called my mommy and daddy. I told them the news. Michael revealed so much on sunday I was overwhelmed. He told me things I never knew. I touched my screen, I got excited in a unsavory way.

    I copied all his posts and now have them hung on my wall. When me and my blowupdoll get friendly we look at these copies.

    Its unbelievable. I have now declare Michael D as my leader and I bow down to him daily.

    I wanna be like him, I wanna look like him. I saw where he is selling his socks and shoes on ebay, I bought them …

    My Brian Sipe Generals doll is polished. It talks to me daily.

    I colored my hair just like my leader Michael. Next week I will get his initials Tattooed on my ankle.

  • USFLinNJ

    One other thing. I have taken my Obama portrait down, it seems I have found something better. Even though I love to play the race card against others, I am secretly a racist too.

    I just know how to hide it better. This brillance and deception of mine and “know it all” mentality has been taught to me by my family.

    They got it from watching there leader Ted K. We love to point fingers.

  • BringUSFLblowupdollback

    I too have found a new Dad in Michael.

    I sent several emails to Michael telling him he sucks. I made mean and hateful posts about him. Yesterday, I kissed his butt. My brown nosing was amazing. I am a phony.

    Yet I dont realize it. I too have a giant poster of him.

  • Ned

    ladies and gentleman goodnight.. These jokes have been great!

    Get ready for the New USFL….

  • Rocano

    I own all of you. The UFL RULES!