Your L.A. Week 3 college football TV schedule: This time, it’s personal — Urban, Pete put their babies in a corner

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At 28 1/2 points, Florida is a favorite to whip the whiskey out of Tennessee on Saturday.

Urban Meyer, finally, your chance to meet Lane Kiffin.

At 21 points, USC is a favorite to stomp the apple core out of Washington on Saturday.

Pete Carroll, here’s Steve Sarkisian. OK, stop hugging him.

Only Oklahoma State (31 1/2 points, over Rice), Penn State (29 1/2 over Temple), LSU (26 points over Louisiana Lafayette) and Michigan (24 over Eastern Michigan) have similar point spreads, but that’s because of the scheduling of patsies. The other Division I-A teams (or whatever they call ‘em now) scheduled against the sub division II-AAAA teams (or whatever they call ‘em) aren’t given point spreads. It’s just not right.

Those two matchups mentioned earlier are required conference foes, two teams with a strong football history … all of them, at one time or another, national champions.

If only the Vols or the Huskies had the problems facing the Wisconsin Badgers. They’re dealing with a flu outbreak — 40 players.

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IVs will be ready for everyone. And blood donors may be required for Kiffin and Sark — the two former USC offensive coordinators who, because of their up-and-coming status, were keepers by Carroll, which is why he eventually let Norm Chow take a walk (first to Nashville, then to Westwood).

Look how far everyone’s come from that point.

THE LOCALS:

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== USC at Washington, 12:30 p.m., Channel 7 (with Terry Gannon, David Norrie and Quint Kessinich)

== UCLA vs. Kansas State, 7:15 p.m., Prime Ticket (with Barry Tompkins, Petros Papadakis and Michael Eaves)

THURSDAY:

== Georgia Tech at Miami, ESPN, 4:30 p.m. (with Chris Fowler, Craig James, Jesse Palmer and Erin Andrews)

== Howard at Florida A&M, ESPNU, 4:30 p.m. (with Charlie Neal and Jay Walker)

FRIDAY

== Boise State at Fresno State, 6 p.m., ESPN (with Joe Tessitore and Rod Gilmore)

SATURDAY:

== “College GameDay, 7-to-9 a.m., ESPN: From Austin, Texas (site of Texas Tech-Texas later that night) with Chris Fowler, Lee Corso, Kirk Herbstreit and Desmond Howard. Look for signs in the crowd that take the letters from “TEXAS” and, you know …

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== Cal at Minnesota, ESPN, 9 a.m. (with Dave Pasch, Chris Spielman and Bob Griese)

== East Carolina at North Carolina, ESPN2, 9 a.m. (with Pam Ward and Ray Bentley)

== Louisville at Kentucky, ESPNU, 9 a.m. (with Clay Matvick and David Diaz-Infante)

== Duke at Kansas, Versus, 9 a.m. (with Ron Thulin, Kelly Stouffer and Lewis Johnson)

== Ball State at Army, CBS College Sports, 9 a.m. (with Dave Ryan and Jason Sehorn)

== Ohio State vs. Toledo (from Cleveland), ESPN360.com, 9 a.m. (with Michael Reghi and Doug Chapman)

== Eastern Michigan at Michigan, Big Ten Network, 9 a.m. (with Wayne Larrivee, Chris Martin and Charissa Thompson; or Temple at Penn State with Ari Wolfe, Anthony Herron and Kenny Jackson; or Northern Illinois at Purdue with Craig Coshun, Rod Woodson and Larra Overton; or Wofford at Wisconsin, with Matt Devlin, Glen Mason and Jay Wilson)

== Tennessee at Florida, Channel 2, 12:30 p.m. (with Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson and Tracy Wolfson)

== Michigan State at Notre Dame, Channel 4, 12:30 p.m. (with Tom Hammond, Pat Haden and Alex Flanagan)

== Tulsa at Oklahoma, FSN West, 12:30 p.m. (with Joel Meyers, Dave Lapham and Jim Knox)

== Nebraska at Virginia Tech, ESPN PPV, 12:30 p.m. (with Sean McDonough, Matt Millen and Holly Rowe)

== Arizona at Iowa, ESPN2, 12:30 p.m. (with Mike Patrick, Craig James and Heather Cox)

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== Utah at Oregon, ESPN, 12:30 p.m. (with Ron Franklin and Ed Cunningham)

== Indiana at Akron, ESPNU, 12:30 p.m. (with Todd Harris and Charles Arbuckle)

== Middle Tennessee at Maryland, ESPN360.com, 12:30 p.m. (with Frank Giardina and Jeremy Bloom)

== Virginia at Southern Mississippi, CBS College Sports, 12:30 p.m. (with Jason Knapp and Akbar Gbaja-Biamila)

== Navy at Pittsburgh, ESPN360.com, 3 p.m. (with John Sanders and Drew Haddad)

== Cincinnati at Oregon State, FSN West, 3:45 p.m. (with Rich Burk and Steve Preece)

== Florida State at Brigham Young, Versus, 4 p.m. (with Joe Beninati, Glenn Parker and Lindy Thackson)

== Louisiana-Lafayette at LSU, ESPNU, 4 p.m. (with Eric Collins and Brock Huard)

== Iowa State at Kent State, ESPN360.com, 4 p.m. (with Dave Weekley and Jerod Cherry)

== Air Force at New Mexico, CBS College Sports, 4:30 p.m. (with Tom Hart and Aaron Taylor)

== Georgia at Arkansas, ESPN, 4:45 p.m. (with Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge and Erin Andrews)

== West Virginia at Auburn, ESPN2, 4:45 p.m. (with Mark Jones and Bob Davie)

== Texas Tech at Texas, ESPN, 5 p.m. (with Brent Musburger, Kirk Herbstreit and Lisa Salters)

== Hampton at North Carolina A&T, 7:30 p.m., ESPNU (delayed, with Carter Blackburn and Eddie Robinson)

== Hawaii at UNLV, CBS College Sports, 8 p.m. (with James Bates, Todd Christensen and Toby Christensen)

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