A posting on CraigsList.com (linked here):
Im selling a beautifully Framed & Matted piece of Basaeball History! This is an opportunity to own & have signed personally by Lenny Dykstra himself. This glass framed picture has multiple pictures of lenny throughout his career. He is a 3 time All Star and a member of the 1986 World Champion Met’s team .If you purchase this item you will also receive a personal phone call from him. This is a once of a lifetime deal for one lucky soul!
You want Lenny calling you, to verify the authenticity? Would that count against his one call from white-collar prison for the day?