Or, if you’re at Bodog.com and need to capitalize on this, you post odds:

Where will Phil Jackson be coaching for game 1 of the 2010/2011 NBA Regular Season?

Los Angeles Lakers: 2/5

New Jersey Nets: 5/1

Chicago Bulls: 10/1

Cleveland Cavaliers: 15/1

Will not coach: 2/1

Odds of him proposing marriage to Jeanne Buss: Off the table