What’s Magic next act?

It’s out of the question …

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Magic Johnson means business, with a Midas touch that appears to be hands free of any prestidigitation.

But then — poof — things start to disappear from his portfolio. And we shouldn’t be alarmed?

Is he cash-poor? Does he have a time-sensative itch to scratch? Are his meds being monitored?

Knowing that Magic always provides great theatre — with ownership of local movie houses to profit from it — why would he in turn be giving us the business when were inquiring about what his next business venture could be?

You don’t just divest yourself from two of the most stimulating, recession-proof operations — a lump of the Lakers, and a stable of Starbucks franchises — because $100 mil is great walkin-around money.

So, what’s up his sleeve?

He’s going to be the new point-man in the NFL coming to L.A.? Why not. It’s good long-term local business scheme.

He going to play a little defense and steal the Dodgers from the McCourts? Why not. It’s a business long-shot worth stepping behind the 3-point line and waiting for the pass.

He’s going to fight through the smokescreen and be part of the group buying his hometown Detroit Pistons? Why not. It’d be a good family business idea.

Then there’s Plan ZZZZ: Could Magic buy out Donald T. Sterling and anchor the Clippers with a tethered rope around his statue sitting outside Staples Center?

No possible way. Why? Because the Better Business Bureau would be better to block it.

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