Entry 8, riding into the whitewash:
The book: “The Surfing Handbook: Mastering the Waves for Beginning and Amateur Surfers”
The author: Ben Marcus
The vital info:strong> MVP books, 260 pages, $19.95 (released in June):
The curl: Before you get out there and try it, at least read what you should be doing. Like, for starters: How big is your board? The bigger, thicker and wider, the better for a beginner because it has more flotation — “which is like training wheels for a beginner,” Marcus writes. Even better, try a softoard, or a foamie. From there, it’s all about walking the novice through wetsuits, dry runs on the sand, how to duck under a wave, etiquette, and being safe. It helps if you know the lingo, too.
The excerpts: Page 10: “I repeat: Learning to surf is not easy. The equipment is confusing, the ocean is scary and even experienced athletes must learn to use new muscles, new balance points, new skills. Learning to surf is complicated … (it is) a matter of knowing yourself, learning the secrets of the sea and making the two come together.”
Page 24: The Hollywood factor: “‘Movies like ‘Blue Crush’ and the numerous other Hollywood surf films over the years have a huge influence on novice surfers’ visions of the gear they need to surf like the stars. At Zuma Jay’s surf shop, he gets many men and women who walk through the front door with no experience who want to do what they saw in the movie, he way they saw it in the movies. ‘The biggest travesty in surfing are the ‘Blue Crush Babes,’ Zuma Jay says. ‘These are people who saw the movie and think, ‘I’m doing that. I’m ready to go. I want a board just like she had.’ And I say, ‘Well, that was Pipe. She was surfing Pipeline (in Hawaii).’ And they don’t understand that the filmmakers used special effects to put Kate Bosworth’s face on other stunt surfers. .. You aren’t going to surf like her, you aren’t even going to paddle like her until you get some muscles going and time going in the water. The skills they saw in an hour-and-a-half movie — it takes years to get to that level.’”
Page 25: “The best move for a beginner buying a first board is akin to someone going tin Victoria’s Secret and walking out with new woolen underwear: Use common sense.”
Page 121: “First Point Malibu is quite possibly the most crowded, least polite, most chaotic surf spot in the world. Some say that Australia’s Super Bank is worse for surfers taking off in front of each other and competing for waves. But the surfers at Super Bank are experienced … The problem with First Point is that it’s only 20 minutes from the huddled millions of Southern California, adn in this age of surf forecasts that predicts swells two weeks in advance and surf cameras that scan the sacred surf zone like a prison yard and can effectively beam surfers into the lineup, First Point doesn’t have a chance. … For the most part, Point Break is a zoo — a free-fire zoo that brings together longtime locals and clueless visitors in swift collision.”