In the bizzaro world of Ralph Nader – the Princeton and Harvard-educated attorney, author, lecturer, activist and four-time candidate for President of the United States, according to his Wikipedia page – the stench of college sports is overwhelming.
There’s a dire to “de-professionalize,” he insists. Especially right now, while we’re amidst what he calls “the 2011 NCAA Professional Basketball Championships.”
Start by getting rid of all the preferential athletic scholarships. Set up a need-based financial aid system that athletes can use, like every other student.
That will restore academic integrity. It’ll even end a “win-at-all-cost” mentality for high school, middle school or elementary school kids – whose hoping for a free ride to college in exchange for their ability to generate income for sports programs.
We need to “be able to use the term ‘student-athlete’ without snickering,” Nader says.
“It’s time for our college athletes to be true students on campus, not athletes on athletic stipends with sports – not education – as their top priority and obligation.”
True enough, the system in place now is pretty flawed. The athletes who attract the entertainment dollars aren’t equitably compensated.
But all that Nader’s gameplan lacks is common sense.
Eliminating opportunities for those in need hurts the greater good in the bigger picture. And he misses an essential point: For almost 99 percent of college sports, it is about the amateur athlete, not the budding professional.
NCAA reform, we’d buy into that. Even if the idea leads to someone like Pat Haden, who has managed to make some major philosophical changes in the way USC runs its sports programs now, as a prime candidate to run college athletics’ governing body and bring some missing perspective.
Or is that pushing things too far?
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