It’s like apples to oranges — because someone had to do the N.Y. vs. L.A. comparison chart prior to the Rangers-Kings series

making-comparisonsWe resisted. But NBC Sports guys couldn’t. This is their attempt at a “Tale of the Tape” deal with the Kings-Rangers Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final(with no “s”) later this afternoon, the first professional sports league final between the two cities in 33 years. We tried to resist even posting this, but … as long as they made an honest effort.

NEW YORK VS. LOS ANGELES – OFF THE ICE

CATEGORY NEW YORK LOS ANGELES
Nicknames The Big Apple, The City That Never Sleeps The City of Angels, Tinseltown
Tres Chic Madison Avenue Rodeo Drive
Music To Our Ears Radio City Music Hall Hollywood Bowl
On Stage/On Screen Broadway Hollywood
On The Diamond Joe Torre Tommy Lasorda
On The Court Walt “Clyde” Frazier Earvin “Magic” Johnson
Whodunnit? Olivia Benson Joe Friday
Today’s Forecast All four seasons, sunrises Mostly sunny, sunsets
Fun In The Sun Coney Island Santa Monica Pier
In The Arena Fans whistle into “Potvin S#!%s!” chant Eric Cartman leads “Go Kings Go!” chant
Gretzky’s Ours! Three years, played last game as a Ranger Eight years, led L.A. to first Cup Final
Hot Dogs! Nathan’s Famous Pink’s
Pastrami On Rye? Katz’s Delicatessen Langer’s Delicatessen
We Make A Mean… Slice of pizza Fish Taco
Don’t Call It… New Yawk Cali
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