So is it too much to ask the current Lasorda successor, Don Mattingly, if he could successfully give us a better definition of “Basically, we’re s#!**y,” before this becomes the working title for of the 2014 Dodgers Season in Review DVD?
Is it in the context of: “Since I’m doing such a s$*%%# job as the manager of an overpaid roster, can we just connect the dots and assume this is all a reflection of my inability to make a bunch of modern-day egos understand the Donnie Baseball system? Do we have to pass around more eye black and institute a mandatory mustache rule?”
Could it be: “Where did Punto, Hairston and Schumaker skip off to again? Can Trey Hillman find that out for me?”
Or is just a matter of having Yasiel Puig’s translator spend more quality time with Hanley Ramirez?
More questions for this week, read on ….