Kickball, the prequel

I don't pretend to be a kickball expert. Neither do these three -- Pamela Diaz, Alena Seredova and Raica Oliveria (whoever they are). No, I'm not a World Freakin' Cup connoisseur. I can't even spell the word connisseur without looking it up on spellcheck. I can't spell about 13,000 words without spellcheck, but that's beside the point. I only know there's an overbearing website for the thing that, you don't feel like going to, at least look at the home page above. What language do you want to know of a nil-nil outcome?

I know the U.S. plays its first game Monday morning. I'll try to be awake for it and do a running commentary. But don't hold me to it. The day's already full of errands and other distractions. I'll try to show how you, too, can fit in a sporting event of world-wide proportions into your busy day.