More Trashy Lingerie

At one of our favorite sites, Sports By Brooks, it's been revealed that Prince will be the haltime show for CBS' coverage of Super Bowl XLI in Miami this coming February.

If that holds up, then, yes, we expect more American males in the 12-78 age demo to party like it's 2007, fork out the cash and flip over to Lingerie Bowl IV -- and if you're 78, you may need an IV.

Ringleader Brooks Melchior, by the way, could field an entire league of his SportsByBrooks girls (order 'em now for your bachelor party or bar mitzvah), but that's a whole other story you'll have to bring up with him.

Today, that esteemed Hollywood-based T-and-A group that has lured enough PPV cash out of our pockets the last three years announced its four-team Lingerie Bowl lineup to play again at the Coliseum (including the roster for the L.A. Temptations) on its very difficult to download website as well as in a press release.

The highlights, if you will::
= Jenna Jameson won't play, but will be on the "broad"-cast team.
= The sideline "reporters" are Playboy models Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson and supermodel Joanna Krupa.
= The "coaches" are Jim McMahon and Brian Bosworth.
= Williiam "The Fridge" Perry will compete in one play from scrimmage.
= Michael Buffer will ... do something, probably something to do with getting ready to rumble.
= The partipants are no one you'd recognize. And they have a cheerleader named Shantelle, who has her own Website, but if you go there, you'll be disappointed.

The press release also has this testimonial:
"This is truly Must-See TV!" -- NBC NEWS, Fred Rogan
It must also be news to Fred (who actually spells his name Roggin, unless they're referring to Joe Rogan, the guy from "Fear Factor") that he's part of NBC's new division.