Elin watches, fully clothed
From this morning's Ryder Cup action in Ireland, we see Michael Jordan apparently not hitting on Elin Woods, and a few other reasons why the gallery provides more drama than watching the Americans struggle again in the underdog role against those pesky Euros:

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Elin, left, of course, and Tabitha Furyk watches the fourball match... without needing a sheet of instructions about what the heck fourball is all about. Maybe an Irish magazine can explain it to them.

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Here's Amy DiMarco, right, Melissa Lehman, center, and Amy Mickelson watching more fourball. Lehman, we remind you, is a Crescenta Valley High grad (class of '81).

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More of Mrs. DiMarco, right, and Mickelson watching more fourball and touching each other in a nice way.

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Here's Morgan Norman, left, the new girlfriend of Sergio Garcia and Greg Norman's daughter, hanging out with Diane Antonopoulos, the galpal of Luke Donald, again, really into the fourball from the Euro point of view.

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OK, one last shot of Elin and Whoever Furyk as they salute the arrival of former President Bush ... or, can't stand the sun in their eyes. We'll go with the later.