Best "Damn" Beauty Pageant
For some reason, the Monday night episode of FSN's "Best Damn Sports Show, Period" got TiVo'd. Accidentally.
Coincidentally, the episode hosted by Leeann Tweeden (pictured here) and Lisa Dergan Podsednik (yup, she's using that last name that the Chicago White Sox outfielder gave her recently) attempted to run down the list of the 50 top beauties to ever be a guest on the show.
To make the list, the hottie had to score points in attractiveness, charisma, personality, style and sex appeal -- the total package. Sounds like either Tweeden or Podsednik finishes top 5 hands down just for that.
But since those two, plus Lisa Guerrero, Holly Robinson Peete or Lauren Sanchez didn't qualify (they were regulars), here's the list they decided on (unfortunately, just about each clip included Tom Arnold stammering next to them about something that made no sense):
50: Nicole Richie (actress?)
49: Jeanie Buss
48: Natalie Gulbis
47: Clonie Gowen (poker player)
46: Sue Bird (WNBA)
45: Gena Lee Nolin
44: Michelle Stafford (actress)
43: Mia St. John
42: Paula Abdul
41: Regina King (actress)
40: Ivana Bozilovic (actress)
39: Jeanette Lee (pool champ, "The Black Widow")
38: Kaitlin Sandeno (swimmer)
37: Gabrielle Reece
36: Michelle Nunes (Miss Hooters 2006)
35: Laila Ali
34: Susie Castillo (Miss USA 2003)
33: Kristy Swanson (actress)
32: Amanda Beard (absurd ... ridiculous ... disrespectful ... that's all we got about Ms. Beard sitting here in the 30s ... top 5 easy ... pause to collect our thoughts and move on .... OK ....).
31: Shandi Finnessey (Miss USA 2004)
30: Shauntay Hinton (Miss USA 2002)
29: Jennifer Tilly
28: Kellita Smith (actress)
27: Nikki Ziering
26: Jenna Elfman
25: Kate Bosworth
24: Heather Mitts
23: Christine Taylor (actress)
22: Brandy
21: Brooke Burke
20: Serena Williams
19: Sanaa Lathan (actress)
18: Jennie Finch (sorry but there's no way she's this far away from No. 1 on anyone's list. ... it discredits this attempt at ranking right here ... someone behind the scenes must have decided she wasn't "whorish" enough for their show).
17: Danica Patrick
16: Karolina Kurkova (supermodel)
15: Angie Everhart
14: Shannon Elizabeth
13: Denise Richards
12: Kelly Hu (actress)
11: Vivica A. Fox
And the top 10 10s:
10: Brooke Burns (actress) (as John Salley asked, she put her leg behind her head).
9. Ali Landry (actress) (she shaved Tony Bruno's head bald).
8. Elisha Cuthbert (actress) (she was voted by the audience as the Best Damn Hottie)
7. Marisa Miller (swimsuit model)
6. Jenny McCarthy (kissed Rob Dibble real good)
5. Gabrielle Union (actress) (she did a cheer)
4. Jessica Alba
3. Carmen Electra (did a great Shakira shake from the behind)
2. Stacy Kiebler
1. Pamela Anderson (pictured. of course. why not?)
Two words for that No. 1 selection: Over. Rated.
At least Anna Benson was left off.
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Have you guys gone nuts? ok so you have. Jeanette Lee #39? you need Pearl Vision Centers quickly; my treat. The Black Widow laps the field when it comes to internal and external beauty with no peers.
Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!