May we play through, TomKat kid?
Few things can get us laughing so hard that we draw actual tears, and for some reason -- maybe a lack of sleep, perhaps too much Red Bull -- a when he came across a list of the names that the new Tiger and Elin Woods baby could possibly have, we had to call for help to get us off the floor.
I don't want to oversell this, but ...
The link starts with the "Cultural Oddsmaker" AJ Daulerio on Deadspin.com. , where he decided it was time to set the odds for the top candidates for the kids we'll simply refer to at this point as the "Swedecaublasian":
--Lil' Earl: 1-to-4 odds.
--Stacy Grenrock: 3-to-1 odds
--Fuzzy: 8-to-1 odds
--Ocelot: 12-to-1 odds
--Urethra: 15-to-1 odds
Then the readers chime in with their own suggestions (you make the odds):
--The bastard son of Tiger Woods
--Barbaro
--Optimus Prime
--Swoosh
--Earlette or Earlina
--Morning
--Lynx
--Fluff
--Nike presents [Baby's name] Woods
--Norwegian
--Buick Skylark
--Phil (or Lefty)
--Philgogetyourballinthe
--Iron
--Nicklaus
--Ickey
--Doesabears***inthe
--M. Night
--Natalie
--Seymour
And our favorite:
--Liger
