No pain, no gain (yet) for Ms. Spain

This here is Sarah Spain. She's a big Chicago Bears fan. She wants to go to the Super Bowl. She doesn't have a ticket.
Wanna be her Sugar Daddy? Then go somewhere else. This high-matience gal has other plans.
Spain, a Brentwood resident who works at Fox Sports, started begging/pitching her plea on eBay.com to get someone to find her a ticket to Miami for Super Bowl XLI in exchange for nothing more than companionship for the afternoon. She then presented her case Thursday on the D'Marco Farr Show (With Kevin Kiley) at 710-AM.
Spain said her date would be: "Show up, go to the game, have some beers, go crazy, cheer for the Bears and enjoy the biggest game of the year.� The 26-year-old is single, but she's not an escort, she says, even if this Super Bowl date ends up going terribly wrong and she's escorted to someone's hotel room afterward.
Her thought was that someone with corporate seat connections probably was given a couple of tickets, is trying to find someone to go with, and might take her up on the offer.
For more info on Ms. Spain: www.myspace.com/spainy. There are many more flattering pictures of her there than this Rebecca Lobo-looking mugshot above.
eBay.com took down her initial posting, because of the ridiculousness of it, but she has figured out another way around it by offering up two pom-poms for auction -- not the ones attached to her chest -- as long as she can go along with them to the game. Sounds like a pretty creative bimbo.