Odds on Becks

David Beckham has the cold, hard cash to lay some money down on a few of the exotic wagers offered up now on the Internet. Fact is, he could make the bets in his wife's name and then actually make a few of these things happen and collect the rewards.
Don't let Janet Gretzky in on the scam, though.
According to the website Intertops.com, here are some odds on things they've posted that could happen to the man who's famous for being famous once he starts his new life in L.A.:

Gets a DUI = 10 to 1
Stars in a movie with Tom Cruise = 100 to 1
Attempts a field goal in an NFL game = 500 to 1
Wins "Dancing with the Stars" = 500 to 1
Divorces Victoria and marries Paris Hilton = 10,000 to 1
And the odds that he tears up a knee in his last game for Real Madrid before coming over to play his first Galaxy game? Alexi Lalas would rather not even consider that a possibility.