Rock the vote, NBA cheerleader style
We have no idea whether Allen Iverson will qualify as a starter for both the Eastern and Western Conference teams that converge on Las Vegas for the Feb. 18 Shoot-Til-U-Drop NBA All-Star game, but four days into the worldwide fan vote to decide who'll be accepted to perform on the first-ever NBA All-Star Dance Team, we're just not sure we're up to the task.
It's too hard.
There are 90 young ladies on the ballot that you really have to stumble upon to find on NBA.com . Only 30 make the roster. So there's 60 that someone has to tell weren't up to standards. Maybe you invite the 60 losers to come to Vegas anyway and hire them out for bachelor parties (just beware of the guys who have a shovel in their trunk).
Not only will the hot squad perform at the game, but also at the All-Star Jam Session, All-Star Celebrity Game, All-Star Saturday Night and anything else with the name "All-Star" attached, unless there's a brothel by the same name somewhere in the area code.
At least go look at the ballot. Voting ends Jan. 19. Each nominee has a 30-second video showing her moves and allowing fans/stalkers "to acquaint themselves" with the lovllies.
If you're like us, you don't limit your votes just for the six L.A.-centric nominees (Becky, Jessica and Lindsay from the Lakers or Brittany, Kristin and Lindsay from the Clippers). But you've at least gotta pick one, to support the city.
So after further review and far-too-long scrutiny, we'll go with the Clippers' Lindsay (pictured here, although the shot of her on the Clippers' site is much more flattering), for many reasons. Her bio says she's pursuing a B.A. in Deaf Studies and has learned sign language. Hmmmmm.
And the thing most people don't know about this Jennifer Love Hewitt wanna-look-alike is that she's "petrified of dots and I'm Russian."
That's soooooo fascinating. Tell us more ...