We turn the other cheek
Maybe it was the same ABC cameras used during the NBA playoffs that focused really well on the bouncing breasts of women sitting courtside that was lucky enough Monday to pick up a shot of a USC cheerleader during the Rose Bowl who either had a really good thong or misplaced an important article of clothing before being rushed out to perform in the unusually warm afternoon weather.
The videos that are piling up on YouTube seem to verify that it's more than just an optical illusion:
We all know it's not the first embarassing moment for a USC cheerleader in the last year:
This classic shot from the 2006 Rose Bowl between USC and Texas shows Trojan Song Girl Natalie Nelson (the daughter of squad director Lori Nelson) in a cheerful moment of misdirected pleasure. Or she was just a Vince Young fan.
Follow that up by a clip called "Dumbest Cheerleader Ever" of another USC girlie getting excited about an extra point kicked by UCLA, found on ifilm.com via michiganzone.net:
In a piece on by Austin Murphy on Sports Illustrated's website, we may have discovered a clue as to why the above cheek shot even happened. Murphy quotes Natalie about why USC song girls wear those thick white sweaters: "We have a halter-top. But it has to be 85 degrees or hotter (to doff the sweaters). So, when it's warm, we're like praying to God that it gets warmer."
Otherwise, they just do what they have to do to play it cool.
UPDATE:
The debate on the Internet continues over who's bare rear that belonged to, since she was spinning so fast the pervs at home couldn't slo-mo it quick enough to get a good look at her for the sketch artist.
Deadspin.com continues its investigation Wednesday with a few girls' names throw under the bust....
FURTHER UPDATE:
Deadspin has concluded that the evidence points to Megan as the culprit. Us, we're not so sure. Let's see it again....
Comments
Dayummmmm!
Posted by: Fou Lilliger | January 2, 2007 06:20 PM