Who gives a hoot?
It's come to our attention that we've never been to a Hooters restaurant, and have no idea just how good the wing are.
(Pause, for a long inhale, followed by a longer exhale).
We realize this because Fox Sports Net is televising something called the "Best Damn Hooters Beauty Pageant," which seems to be the perfect storm of all that's wrong with sports programming. It's on tonight, at 9 p.m. and repeating at 11 p.m. But, as usual, we regress.
Fox has put up a website where fan balloting will determine
the "Hooters Best Damn Dream Girl." Fox says more than 180,000 have logged votes so far, picking among the 16 candidates for this top honor.
At this point, we suspect you want to see some of the candidates.
Take your pick:

Comments
thanks tom. just set the tivo to record at 11!
Posted by: matt | January 10, 2007 10:50 PM
Hey, how did you manage to talk all my ex-girlfriends into getting together for a group shot?
Posted by: Fou Lilliger | January 13, 2007 07:04 PM