It's Out of the Question, the Internet version
So where are you supposed to find the weekly page 1 "Questions" column if it's not in Saturday's paper?
Right here.
=Why did the Tiger not cross the road? Because he turned into a chicken?
=Doesn't it make this whole seven-in-a-row PGA Tour streak look as legit as a Michelle Wie's attempts to win one PGA Tour in a row?
=What if he decided on Monday afternoon that he'd changed his mind now and he wanted to play at Riviera? The PGA wouldn't figure out away to bend the rule and allow him in the L.A. glamor event?
=Pete Carroll does realize he can't really start a backfield of Chauncy Washington, C.J. Gable, Emmanuel Moody, Allen Bradford, Stafon Johnson, Herschel Dennis, Marc Tyler, Broderick Green and Joe McKnight, right? Even if he puts 'em all on a conference call with Reggie Bush to figure out how you can have nine tailbacks, a center, and a quarterback on the field as your entire offense?
=Which of the "various addictions" that has put Mike Tyson in a rehab center will we eventual see on the autopsy as a cause of death?
=How should Dallas Cowboys fans react to the hiring of Wade Phillips? Extremely Bummed?
=Considering all that surrounds this promotional tour for Alex Rodriguez authoring a children's book, wouldn't it be kinda childish for him to opt out of his Yankees contract at this point?
=If the Colts are the team that ends up going to Disneyland, do the Bears get a free pass to Chuck E. Cheese for their performance?
=Did you see the item where Mike Bajakian left the Chicago Bears staff to become the offensive coordinator at Central Michigan? How about the fact that Bajakian's job title with the Bears was "offensive quality control coach"? After the way the Bears' offense lost control of everything in the Super Bowl, this guy was still able to parlay it into a position where he'd be calling plays for another team?
=Any reaction from John Amaeche about that Snickers commercial from the Super Bowl when two guys ended up touching lips?
=How has the X Games made it this far in its existence without a death reported?
=If I never cared to watch "King of Queens," why would I care to watch Kevin James look for a lost ball in the Pacific Ocean during the AT&T Pro Am in Pebble Beach?
=When is it going to be revealed that Charles Barkley's claim of winning $700,000 on the Super Bowl came from taking himself in an all-you-can-eat contest with Dick Bavetta at Chad Johnson's pretend viewing party?
=Would Corey Maggette care to exchange phone numbers or jerseys with Brian Cook?