Stay classy, Trenton
Roger Clemens and Trenton, N.J., have a history.
He did a rehab assignment last May with the Double-A Thunder after signing a bazillion dollar, one-year deal to rejoin the Yankees. (Not a real snazzy performance: three runs and six hits in 5 1/3 innings).
He is not, however, affiliated with Clemens Construction, based in that city.
So, in light of recent news, savor this back page of the Friday Trentonian, and turn the other cheek:
Even classier are these new odds posted on Bodog.com:
Will Roger Clemens pitch in a MLB game in 2008?
Yes +300
No -500
Will Roger Clemens publicly admit to using steroids before the end of 2008?
Yes +250
No -400
Will A-Rod fail a drug test before the end of the 2008 season?
Yes +200
No -300
Will Andy Pettitte publicly admit to using steroids before the end of 2008?
Yes +250
No -400
Will Mark McGwire be named on more or less Hall of Fame ballots than last year?
Over 23.5
Under 23.5
Will Mark McGwire publicly admit to using steroids before the end of 2008?
Yes +150
No -200
Will Bud Selig resign or be relieved of his duties before the end of 2008?
Yes +150
No -200
Will Donald Fehr resign or be relieved of his duties before the end of 2008?
Yes +110
No -150