No love for the Hail Favreys?

The Big Lead, who we gotta admit has replaced Deadspin for consistent content quality for sports-related snarkiness by a blog and/or Internet service provider, is conducting a poll to determine the best Fantasy Football Team name.
Polling closes Monday (linked here).
Here are the prime choices in alphabetical order (noting references to actual players, a pop culture smack and alliteration always move to you the front of the line):

==2 Guys 1 Cup
==Brady's Bündchen
==Children of the Zorn
==Cougar Bait
==Ike Turner's All-Stars
==John Wayne Gacy's Day Parade
==Kim Kardashian's Reggie Bush
==Multiple Scorgasms
==Pimpin' Aint Brees-y
==The Lofa Tatupu Platter
==Two and Half Mendenhall
==Victorious Secret
==Yancy Pigskin