The Schrute Olympics

One of the promos that NBC has been airing during its Beijing Games is for the new season of "The Office" (Sept. 25), our favorite show for some crazy reason. Assistant (to the) Regional Manager Dwight Schrute has been promoting his idea for the "centathlon" -- 100 sporting events by one athlete -- because "the decathlon is for wimps."
In the Schrute Games, the centathlon would include:
-Broadjump
-Side jump
-Front jump
-Back jump
-Animal mimikry
-Wall climbing
-Cup stacking
-Hole digging
-Hide the hamster
-Boat repair
-Projectile spitting
-Q-tipping
-Fugitive tracking
-Pizza making
-Hair cutting
-Murderball
-Murder checkers
That's 17 down, 83 to go. What would you add?