Nope, don't see your name on the USC sideline pass list... You're Beanie Who?

Maybe it's because you've, ahem, jumped the shark.
Henry Winkler hasn't. He's in.
You're not. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy.
The list, released by USC's sports information department, of who's been issued a sideline pass for Saturday's game:

From those with Hollywood connections:

Jamie Foxx
Denzel Washington
Nick Lachey
Christian Slater
John Krasinski
Ed Helms
Robert Patrick
Kaitlin Olson
David James Elliot
Zach Galifianakis
George Eads
Jerry Bruckheimer
Alexis Jones
Henry Winkler
(We can ID seven of 'em. We're not sure how Lachey stays on the good list)

USC football alums:

Anthony Munoz
Ronnie Lott
Marcus Allen
Charles White
Sam Cunningham
Rodney Peete
Dennis Thurman
Johnnie Morton
Todd Marinovich
Sean Salisbury
Jeff Bregel
Chris Hale
Mazio Royster
Malaefou MacKenzie
David Kirtman
(Salisbury? Seriously? We suspect Petros Papadakis, working for FSN's post-game show, will be there as well. And Brian Hancock? Doesn't take into account that Mike Garrett is also in the house, upping the Heisman presense to three from USC, one from OSU -- see below.)

Those with sports connections:

Dick Butkus
Isiah Thomas
Michael Strahan
Eddie George
Greg Oden
Amare Stoudemire
Anna Rawson
(The golfer? She's an SC alum)
John David Washington
(That's Denzel's son, the former Campbell Hall star running back, who went to Morehouse, then to the Rams, then ...)

USC 2008 Olympians (who will be honored):

Ous Mellouli
Larsen Jensen
Klete Keller
Erik Vendt