Big ol' Chris Berman is tired of you making fun of him

For his girth, that is.
ESPN's prolific 800-pound gorilla who modestly admits that he's "larger than life" would rather it be closer to the 300-plus range it seems. He's the latest to pimp the Nutrisystem food wagon as a paid spokesman, and it showed up on the ESPN "Monday Night Football" coverage last night.

Good for him in trying to become healthier. Mix in a little time in the gym, and it's even better.
He could go all the way and do something about that nasty combover. But that's another endorsement for another day.