Have you ever seen a man more disappointed about a potential (free) lap dance?

This is Fabio Capello, coach of the English National soccer team. He's Italian. He was in Milan for a taping of an Italian TV show that involved dancers performing around him.

Maybe it's the Italian version of "Make Me Laugh," and he's determined to win the pot of lira.

Capello happened to also be in Milan to watch David Beckham play soccer on this Tuesday. He is trying to assess Beckham's performance to see if it's fit for the English team again.

The other news is that Beckham could be called up by Capello for a friendly against Spain on Feb. 11. That would equal Bobby Moore's record of 108 England appearances.

So, yes, it's a very titillating story. One with a lot of curves to get around. A story with legs.

Or is it? OK, we think he smiled in this photo below .... Loser.